Settled For A Burger And A Grape Snow Cone Acid Wash T-Shirt

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Settled For A Burger And A Grape Snow Cone T-shirt, Vintage Acid Wash Distressed T-Shirt

SKU

24BF2GO9ZT9

Details

Settled For A Burger And A Grape Snow Cone - Acid Wash T-Shirt Features:

Vintage retro fashion street style
Acid wash distressed t-shirt
100% cotton

Descriptions:

Settled For A Burger And A Grape Snow Cone Acid Wash T-Shirt is a cheeky phrase that captures an intimate encounter. It playfully refers to the act of oral sex or engaging in the 69 position, as per Urban Dictionary slang. In this witty scenario, "burger" symbolizes the female anatomy while "grape snow cone" represents male genitalia. The choice of grape flavor mirrors the purplish hue often associated with penile heads.

This clever euphemism paints a vivid picture using everyday items – much like choosing between fast food and a sweet treat at your local fairground. By likening these acts to common foods and clothing, it adds humor and relatability to something usually discussed more discreetly.

Overall, “Settled For A Burger And A Grape Snow Cone Acid Wash T-Shirt” blends creativity with familiar elements for playful metaphorical storytelling about intimacy—making even taboo topics approachable through lighthearted language.

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Fabric & Printing

Fabric & Care:

270 gsm, 7.9 oz, 32/2 yarn, 100% cotton.
Acid wash, cotton batik.
Machine wash cold, Tumble dry low.

Print Process:

Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing is a modern printing technique that involves using specialized inkjet technology to print designs directly onto garments such as t-shirts, hoodies, and other textiles. Unlike traditional printing methods that involve printing designs onto transfer paper and then transferring them onto the garment using heat, DTG printing applies the ink directly onto the fabric.
Heat transfer printing is a method used to apply designs or graphics onto various surfaces, such as fabric, plastic, or metal, using heat and pressure. The process involves transferring a design from a special transfer paper or film onto the desired substrate through the application of heat.
Ideann recommend DTG printing for cotton fabrics and heat transfer printing for polyester and synthetic fabrics.
If you're not happy with this design, you can also order blank shirt or custom your own.

Size Guide

Vintage Acid Wash Distressed T-Shirt

Size(CM)	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	106	112	118	124	130
Length	68	71	74	77	80

Size(IN)	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Chest	41	44	46	48	51
Length	26	28	29	30	31

How to choose the perfect size:

Grab your favorite t-shirt and lay it flat.
For the chest, measure 2.5cm / 1in under the left armpit, to 2.5cm / 1in under the right armpit. Multiply this measurement by 2.
For the length, measure from the top of the shoulder next to the collar straight to the bottom of the shirt.
Match this chest and length information to the size guide to find your ideal size.

Shipping & Returns

Production Time: All orders are processed within 2 – 3 business days.
Delivery Time: Expect to receive your order 6 – 10 business days from shipment date, not order date (depending on shipping country), more information please refer to below shipping guide.
Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.